The Atlantics Bombora 1963 (CBS) Listen when: You and Gidget are strapping your malibus to your woody. Fuck Dick Dale and Pulp Fiction. Bombora’s where it’s at. Drunk ...
On August 19, 2016 / By Ben MundayThe Junior Coach’s prayer Lord, hear me now, for I have forever changed my stance! No longer, Lord, will I scowl like the Devil at mothers and fathers ...
On July 29, 2016 / By Ben MundayHow’s your drive-time commute? Enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal as “Life in the Fast Lane” oozes its pus fueled mediocrity through your Clarion speakers? Still jerking ...
On May 20, 2016 / By Ben Munday“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” Fyodor Dostoyevsky Deep in the semi-fashionable Woodland Hills of Los Angeles, an ...
On April 29, 2016 / By Ben MundayI don’t know what I was so ashamed of. For some reason I couldn’t spit out the words, “I… I really love Rage Against the Machine.” The dreadlocked ...
On April 27, 2016 / By Ben MundayWithin five seconds of boarding the train my mind started to wander. Warped graphic imagery, smouldering in the mental workshop of my mind for most of the day, ...
On August 12, 2015 / By Ben MundayImagine waking from your beauty sleep to find that your face had been grated off with a coarse wood rasp. The laxative you took the night before is ...
On May 13, 2015 / By Ben MundayLanguage. Useful multi-tool to the acute-minded savant. Cruel cattle grid to the dim-witted nimrod nincompoop who still insists on pointing at the sky, slack-jawed in utter amazement each ...
On April 28, 2015 / By Ben MundayYou know the classic cowboy movie bar scene; raucous, festive. The pianola player desperately keeps the urgent tempo of the room alive with “Yellow Rose of Texas” or some other favourite saloon ...
On February 5, 2015 / By Ben MundayDear Mr. Bosnich, May I call you Bozza? I am writing, Bozza, to wish you a very merry Christmas and of course the happiest of happy New Year’s. ...
On December 21, 2014 / By Ben MundayPROLOGUE Geeky men of the world unite and follow me on a journey past, to a happier time of yore, where manly men were manly men, wrestling matches ...
On December 18, 2014 / By Ben MundayRemember the Tuscadero sandwich? The great shark jump on water skis? When a cool, leather-clad greaser singlehandedly ended segregation? All great times. The good news is that now ...
On October 28, 2014 / By Ben MundayTimes Square, NYC, became some sort of cerebrally discordant Mecca for ageing post-punk nerd types this past week as Devo performed live as part of the annual CBGB’s Music & ...
On October 15, 2014 / By Ben MundayA transexual prostitute saunters into a seedy bar in San Jose, Costa Rica’s buzzing capital. She has a Joel Campbell badge fashionably pinned to her knock-off Louis Vuitton ...
On September 4, 2014 / By Ben MundayOK, so this is what you do. Seal all the doors and duct tape all the windows. Take the phone off the hook, lock up the kids and ...
On August 29, 2014 / By Ben MundayIt’s a disturbingly unsettling 35 degrees. 100% humidity. Sweat seeps from every crack and orifice. There isn’t even a hint of an inkling of a gentle breeze to ...
On June 21, 2014 / By Ben MundayTHE PREAMBLE I am a simple man. I like my steak bloody, my wife in various forms of undress and my beer alcoholic. With the big “40” bearing ...
On April 16, 2014 / By Ben MundayWhen I was a kid, my parents – at their wits’ end – were suitably frustrated enough to attempt to alleviate my school holiday boredom by taking me ...
On March 24, 2014 / By Ben MundayI want you to close your eyes for a moment – but keep reading – and picture if you can the stereotypical, clichéd image of a slightly ageing ...
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